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tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

cherry-sailor:

gemini-sonic:

yolucas:

SERIOUS TALK: 
Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

Spreading this like wildfire!

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this, but I’ve got three little brother I’ve got to look out for.

cherry-sailor:

gemini-sonic:

yolucas:

SERIOUS TALK: 

Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

Spreading this like wildfire!

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this, but I’ve got three little brother I’ve got to look out for.

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

criss-celis08:

Haikyuu PV 4 

REBLOG IF YOU HATE FLAPPY BIRD YET CANNOT STOP PLAYING IT

I should see everybody reblogging

shitthesignssay:

To celebrate the great success of the Shit the Signs Say Store, I’ve decided to give some zodiac gear away! I’ll be picking 3 winners to each choose one item from the store!

RULES

1.You must be following Shit the Signs Say 

2. Reblog as much as you like, each reblog and like will count as an entry.

3.Keep your ask open so I can contact you. If you do not answer my message within 24 hours, I will pick a new winner.

4.I will ship anywhere inside the USA

5.Giveaway ends March 27th!

Good luck!

Winners gets to choose 1 item from ALL the single items in the store!

Any bracelet

Any compact mirror

Any keychain

Any notebook

Any pillowcase

Any tote bag

A birth chart analysis

A compatibility report

*(Please note that only the items listed above are available for the giveaway. There are some items in the store that are not associated with this event! Things not available for the giveaway are: luggage tags, cosmetic bags, gift packages)

So we were sitting in class today

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

dasvidaniyabitches:

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